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Adam Sandler "Dip Doodle"

Jabawokee ding dong slip slap slee
Dipstick paddywhack pee pee googalee gee
Polly wolly sling slang skooey dibbely doo
Wing wong ping pong king kong Cheech 'n Chong hop hip kagagoogo

Adam Sandler "Do It For Your Mama"

[J.N.:] "I can make a bigger splash than you!"
[Jimmy:] "Oh yeah, give it a shot."

[While jumping up and down on diving board]
[J.N.:] "Can opener!"
[Big splash]
[J

Adam Sandler "Fatty Mc Gee"

[Talking quietly]
M1: "Ms. Murphy is such a pain, man."
M2: "We just had a test a week ago. Now we gotta take another one tommorrow. This suckS

Adam Sandler "Food Innuendo Guy"

Ooooh yeah
Baby, baby, baby, I wanna stew your tomato
Baby, baby, baby, I want to french fry your potato
Baby, baby, baby, won't you pluck my grapes
Won't you peel my banana li

Adam Sandler "Four Years Old"

Hey
Why'd you wake me from my nap?
I'm not in the mood
To play your games
Or sit on your lap

You
Where's my Yankees drinking glass?
I want some juice

Adam Sandler "Girl"

[JP:]
Yeah, I hear that, Arsenio.
Yo guys, lets kick it!

[Music starts playing]

[JP:]
Yo now, before we start singing,
You also want to know in addition

Adam Sandler "Grow Old With You"

I wanna make you smile whenever you're sad
Carry you around when your arthritis is bad
All I wanna do is grow old with you.
I'll get your medicine when your tummy aches
build y

Adam Sandler "I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog"

I was driving around in old Mexico,
I got lost and didn't know which way to go,
I was confused, it was late and I was in a fog,
I ran over the Taco Bell dog.

I felt that

Adam Sandler "I'm So Wasted"

[Sound of crickets. Guy walks across grass]
[Joe:] "Hey paL

Adam Sandler "Joining The Cult"

[Sounds of Basketball being shot around]
[Sandler:] "Hey man, I'm joining a religious cult."
[Allen:] "Now, that's ridiculous."
[Sandler:] "Well, I'm joining it, so you gotta sign up

Adam Sandler "Linda Song"

You don't know how
Much I need you.
While you're near me,
I don't feel blue
And when we kiss
I know you need me too.
I can't believe I've found a love
That's

Adam Sandler "Listenin To The Radio"

Where's my Peggy Sue

Adam Sandler "Lunchlady Land"

This is a song..."
This is uhh, This is a new song..."
It's through the eyes of one of the greatest people alive, I feel..."
The Lunchlady"
[Laughing]

Woke up in th

Adam Sandler "Medium Pace"

Put your arms around me babe,
Can't you see I need you so?
Hold me close against your skin,
'Cause I'm about to begin
Lovin' you.

Spit on your hand and stroke my co

Adam Sandler "Memory Lane"

[M1:] "Hey, it's great to have us all out on a road trip again this is gonna be fun"
[all agree]
[M2:] "Whoa,do you smell that skunk"
[All:] "Yeah
[M2:] "You know, even though

Adam Sandler "Mother's Day Song"

Mama was the one who reached down and tied my shoelace.
Mama spit on her fingers and used it to clean dirt off my face.

Brush your teeth, Q-tip your ear,
take off your sister's

Adam Sandler "Moyda"

Schnine
He's a pretty good guy
He's nice to his neighbors
You can count on him to buy your school candy bars
He's a real nic guy
He's always got the jumper cables
H

Adam Sandler "Mr Bake O"

I'm sitting in my chair watching the TV
It's not even on but there's plenty for me to see
I just lit some crazy ass shit
that my friend overnight mailed to me

I'm fucking

Adam Sandler "Mr Spindel's Phone Call"

[Phone Rings]
[Mr. Spindel picks it up]
[Mr Spindel:] "Hullo!"
[Student: Whispering] "Hey Mr. Spindel. How's algebra class going?"
[Chuckling]
[Mr Spindel:] "Whut!?"

Adam Sandler "My Little Chicken"

When I'm feeling down
And feeling sad
You come around
And make me glad
I got you
Oh, my little chicken

I love your feet
I love your breasts
I love

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Adam Sandler "Ode To My Car"

Here we go

Piece of shit car
I got a piece of shit car
That fuckin' pile of shit
Never gets me very far

My car's a big piece of shit
'Cause the shocks a

Adam Sandler "Oh Mom"

[Silverware clicking]
[M1:] "Can you pass the beats please

Adam Sandler "Operaman"

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Adam Sandler "Pickin Daisies"

What's the matter honey, are you not feeling well?
It's okay, Momma will take care of you
Not really sick, but don't you know I still say I am
Dad just mumbles, "There goes my girlie

Adam Sandler "Red Hooded Sweatshirt"

My mom bought you when I was just 13,
the brightest red sweatshirt I ever seen.
She got an extra large so I wouldn't grow out,
"That's too big for you!" the other kids would shout. <

Adam Sandler "Right Field"

[Russel: Shouting] "Come on Robert! Pitch it in there, baby!
We're behind you here in right field! One down!
Two to go! Hum it now! Yeah! Show 'em the magic! This chump can't hit!"
[

Adam Sandler "Santa Song"

So many presents,
so little time,
Santa won't be coming around my house this year,
'cos I tried to drown my sister and I pierced my ear,
Oh mama made it perfectly clear,

Adam Sandler "She Comes Home To Me"

Though I have been a fool for love
I have finally made my score
I got a girl, and I don't mean to boast
But she loves me the most
Even though she's a highly paid whore
Sh

Adam Sandler "Somebody Kill Me"

You don't know how much I need you
While you're near me I don't feel blue
And when we kiss I know you need me, too
I can't believe I found a love that's so pure and true

Adam Sandler "Steve Polychronopolous"

I'm a big fuckin' dick
I'm a pain in your ass
I drink all your beer
I'll eat the last slice
I'll give you charley horses
I'll pull your shorts down at the beach
I a

Adam Sandler "Sweat Beatrice"

Hanging with my sweet amour
She came out with a lion's roar
Yelling, "I'm going to the corner store,
Be back at quarter to four"
"Don't slam your pinkies in the drawer"
S

Adam Sandler "Teenage Love On The Phone"

[Richie:] "So ya doin' good?"
[Samantha:] "Ya, I'm fine, how 'bout you

Adam Sandler "Thanksgiving Song"

Love to eat turkey
Love to eat turkey
Love to eat turkey
'Cause it's good
Love to eat turkey
Like a good boy should
'Cause it's turkey to eat
So good

Adam Sandler "The Chanuka Song"

Okay...
This is a song that uhh..
There's a lot of Christmas songs out there and uhh..
not too many Chanukah songs.
So uhh..
I wrote a song for all those nice little Jewi

Adam Sandler "The Chanukah Song II"

Put on your yarmulke
Its time for Chanukah
So much funnaka
To celebrate Chanukah

Chanukah is the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents
We get eigh

Adam Sandler "The Adventures Of The Cow"

And now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning
of a little league game getting hit by a pitch"

[Baseball sounds and cow bell ringing,ball is hit and hits cow]
[Cow:] Moo

Adam Sandler "The Beating Of A High School Bus Driver"

And now, the sever beating of a high school bus driver."

[Kids getting on the bus]
"How are ya, Bryan

Adam Sandler "The Beating Of A High School Janitor"

[Mopping sounds]
Mop, mop, mop
All day long
Mop, mop, mop
While I sing this song

[Sound of someone walking towards him]
Gonna wax the floor
Gonna make i

Adam Sandler "The Cheerleader"

[Sound of pom-poms]
[Cheerleader: With annoying feminine voice]
"Ok you guys, let's hear some spirit!"
[Performing cheer]
[Cheerleader:] "United, we are united.. We'll be 'caus

Adam Sandler "The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal"

[Adam:] And the now the excited southerner orders a meal at his favorite
diner.

[Waiter:] Hi, what can I get you today